Epic career choice

i walk into a pet shop.
"Can i look at the ferrets?"
"em... im allergic to fur so your going to have to wait til the other guy comes back"

Just a few random things that have been said...

Sometimes i get that burning pee sensation after sex...
oh syphilus!

Id dont know what it is, but its shit

i just cant be friends with you anymore
we were friends?

its like a gory version of sister act 2 but with no nuns

My random site for today, strange cult makes music videos
http://www.godhatesireland.com/
dont forget to check out the music video!

Pointy head brigade

Once a term used to describe us geeks it now lends itself to lesbian hair styles thanks to my delightfully-amazing-in-every-possible-way-without-being-mary-poppins. Yesterday as i was perusing my way through work i found the mother of all steriotypical lesbians. Dyke shirt (also known as the wife beater), jeans with the belt around them and the best pointy head ive ever seen. I swear we are talking a good 7"-8" forward brushed spikes. I was well impressed, she was (as i expected) shopping for her relationship kittens(kiss of death) before announcing that her girlfriend *yes it was in bold when she said it* was looking for toys for her kitten. Steriotypes, ya gotta love 'em

Q&A time

Todays question is from Laura: why are all d4s sluts.

Good question laura. To get a feel for what a d4 is read this 10 things guide

Now, a D4 has to be a slut due to the fact that they have no stomach (being spewn from hell itself) and so cant eat food (Helps with the being size 0). So d4s survive by ingesting penis through the actual mouth which is located between the legs. The fake mouth/anus is located in the face area and can be identified by its ability to talk shite.

Slugs & slags

Slugs are just female teenage African Land Snails that walk around wearing sweet fuck all (much like humans) to the extent that the can be classed as another species. Slugs are snail sluts.